TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY, THAT IS THE QUESTION. (SHAKESPEARE SLIGHTLY REVISED)

 

Recently, I wrote a blog on ordering seeds for my garden. However, one potential vegetable creates a dilemma. Tomatoes. I love tomatoes but in the North Country tomatoes try the patience of a farmer. Why? Because the growing season in the Adirondacks is too brief. When the leaves on the stately maple tree next to the Methodist church turn red, tomatoes remain green. Ah, the folly of nature. Why can’t the leaves retain their rich green color and the tomatoes acquire a luscious red? Then I would be content.

Thus the quandary. To buy tomato seeds and invest in frustration or to buy tomatoes at the local market and accept defeat. Enter Ivan, my neighbor on Palisades Road. An accomplished farmer. When anyone mentions growing tomatoes he sees red and devotes the winter months to devising techniques guaranteed to speed the ripening. One year, as I passed by on an early spring day, Ivan’s garden was dotted with piles of manure and tires from a Chevy, Ford, and a John Deere tractor—a veritable collection of old tires of every size.

When I asked Ivan whether he contemplated growing cars to fit the tires he chuckled.

“Those tires are for my tomatoes. I thought about it all winter. If I plant the tomatoes inside the tires the sun will warm the rubber, the rubber will warm the tomatoes and the fruit will turn red. That will also warm my heart. Guaranteed to work. Buy those seeds, Dan. Stop debating. This will be our year!”

 I followed Ivan’s experiment. In early June the tomatoes entered the automobile hot house. June disappeared into July. July disappeared into August. August disappeared into September. The green color never disappeared. At the first frost:

Score: Green tomatoes 1. Ivan 0.

A year passed, and, in May, Deer Park jugs proliferated in the garden. Next to the truck tires. Next to the manure. On top of the thistles. I greeted Ivan who had a smug look on his weathered face and a bounce to his walk. He was definitely on to something.

“Come on by tomorrow, Dan. Tomato planting day.”

I came. I watched as Ivan placed tomato seedlings in the tires. Then, disappearing into his house he returned lugging the Deer Park jugs filled with water. Placing the jugs next to the tomatoes, Ivan explained: “Way I figure it, the water in the jugs will warm in summer and fool the tomatoes into thinking they’re in the south. Then watch them turn red!”

I watched.

Score: Green tomatoes 2. Ivan 0.

Was Ivan discouraged? Definitely not.

The following year he informed me, “I’m mulching with shredded newspaper. I found some copies of the 1893 Warrensburg News. There was an article: ‘Many of the farmers in the vicinity have dug their potatoes and report a light crop, but say it is better than they expected under a Democratic administration.’ I’m mulching with that newspaper. What works for potatoes should work for tomatoes. They will be better than expected, which means they will turn red.”

This made no sense but I nodded in agreement.

Score: Green tomatoes 3. Ivan 0.

However, at Brant Lake there is always an ingenious scheme to coax a plant to do what it was never meant to do. For instance, one farmer crossed strawberry plants with milkweed, convinced the result would be strawberries and cream–––but that’s another story. And that is what I love about my neighbors at Brant Lake. They are never discouraged and, as long as we have new ideas to welcome tomorrow, life is worth living!

Just ask Ivan.

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